Sunday, January 28, 2007

Robert S. Leshner's Puns of the Day

This afternoon Rob graced me with his presence, and a variety of [bad] puns. These will probably only be amusing to him.

Earth:
me: look at this number, it's Earth's mass, I don't even know what it is - zillions? Quadrillions?
Rob: yeah, it's massive

The Magnetic Fields:
Rob: what are we listening to?
me: The Magnetic Fields
Rob: it's not that attractive

Cleveland (while listening to STP):
me: you know, Scott Weiland is from Cleveland. Chagrin Falls.
Rob: man, Cleveland has a lot of falls and heights. Do you fall from the heights?

Upon leaving:
Rob: Hey, everything you've said, I've pundit.

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